Don't you wish you was here being spanked

So you want to go slanking. Now you need to end over, come over on my knee.

Then while you're over my knee I'm going to put my leg over and keep you nice and safe.

Keep you secure. And then I'm going to go bang, bang. Naughty, naughty boy. You're a naughty, naughty boy.

Don't you dare do that again. Don't you dare. Just feel that on your arse. Feel that bum nice and warm.

Nice and red. Nice and red to the touch. Start getting hotter and hotter and hotter and hotter.