double trouble

Um, we like men. Not ***********. Men with nice big manly firm penises. Not, you know, little itty bitty shriveled, I don't know what we would even call that.

Weiner, I guess? Weenie? Weenie, yeah. Definitely we use the E at the end. Yes.

I'm not sure that it's all small and cute and... Tiny. Maybe. I bet it's really soft, huh? Very, very soft. I don't think it knows how to be hard.

I know. It's maybe. I guess a little tiny weenie is probably the size of my pinky foot. Oh, how cute! I don't know.

Where would you even put your little weenie? Do you know what to do with it? Like, do you know what sex is?