How it all began...

And it's nice to be back.

Hi everyone, this is again your one and only most glorious goddess, LJ.

And today, I'm gonna give you a mini movie about the most appalling, most absurd, filthiest, papy puta of all.

So, this is the story of Polly, the most disgusting creature that ever walked the earth.

So sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.