I wont be the one getting fucked tonight

You are in big, big trouble.

My little... I wouldn't even call him a boyfriend, but my **********friend that you were supposed to take care of last night

and you didn't do a very good job was very upset because, you know, he had quite a few to drink

and I had to keep feeding him drinks towards the end of the night

because he just had this funny suspicion that whoever was sucking his cock was not me.