Ich wecke meine Mutter und ficke sie

I'm so glad you're home, honey.

What are you doing? Where's your father?

Um, he was out all night and um, after that scary movie, I didn't really ***** so well.

So, I thought I'd come in here and maybe lay down with you for a while.

Okay, you can come in here and lay down with me if you're scared.