Kiss Your Wife Goodbye and Marry My Ass

I love when you come crawling back to worship My juicy ass. The same ass that drains your Wife's bank account and leaves you begging for more. I just had the best idea, why not make it official? Divorce your Wife. Marry My ass. I want a grand ceremony where all eyes are on Me, well, on My ass. Calling your Wife to tell Her it's over? That'll be the highlight of My day. You've never seen anything more beautiful, more addictive. Your life has true purpose now, serving your new Wife, My perfect, powerful ass