Old Maid

Hi. You know, dressing up like a French maid has been one of my fantasies. I know it's

kind of cliche and old-fashioned, but I'm kind of old-fashioned, if you know what I

mean. It sure is hot in here. Oh, I'm supposed to be doing this, aren't I? Oh,

really? And we got monkeys here. You know, I just can't hardly stand being in these

high-heeled shoes, so I need to get rid of those. But guess what? Under this maid