Shaved pussy needs to be shaved in case group of lesbians decide to fuck each other

I've just had a few drinks, that's all.

Because I'm fucking pissed off with that paparazzi following me around all the time.

I want to change my image completely so they can't fucking recognise me.

Well maybe you should just have a little trim or change your colour or something.

No, no, no. No, I want it all off. Everything.