Your dick is so small I can barely even see it

You have the most ridiculous, smallest, tiniest, itty-bitty-est little dick. I mean, why can't

you do with something this big? I mean, seriously. I mean, do you jack off like this? Maybe like

this? I mean, that wouldn't really feel good. I just couldn't imagine it. I mean, my God,

it's like a little cocklet. It's like a little... The only thing that that is good for is for

our enjoyment. Our entertainment. Our tinder. We need a penis pump. We need the penis pump.