Charlie or Charles Johnson

O meni: non-smoker, never smoked or consumed tobacco in any form; not vegetarian; not pet owner; no tattoos, body piercings, stud earrings, head jewelry, prefer birthday suit; never married; live alone; retired, have plenty of free time to fuck..............back in 1971 I bought an off brand smut men's mag at a gas station news stand in South Charlotte, NC when I went back home from college, and it had a fiction article in it that said "I dig dope, and I dig sex", I thought it would be cool to promulgate this fiction writing from way back then 54 years ago............back in the 70's I used to surf alot, I still jog half miles and walk back.............as you can see from the photo below, my cock is short, it is much shorter than wellhung shemales such as Rose Jackson, which pisses me off because I used to live in Jacksonville, Florida and surfed alot there in the 60's and 70's, but I am an optimist that it will be enhanced in design and wellhung in my afterlife immediately upon my passing on, so that makes me happy in life and not in depression, what it is good for now is jacking off, if I was given blowjobs it would be the right size for that but not for deepthroat, anal and vaginal would be short, I'd probably need my strapon for those sex acts, I have some strong ones, a strong harness, I wouldn't feel a thing but at least they would get filled up, with their 45,000 year old vagina cave art cervix area with the fleshy wet stalagmites and stalactites around palm prints and prints of wooly mammoths and horses as vaginal art shows we can attend, since dildos are artificial penises and computer science is the study of artificial intelligence, I might want to put my Fortran IV paperback textbook I used in college on the females backs if I go in backdoor and reread the textbook a little at the time, or maybe the female can read it on a bed or on the floor, my cock size below would function as a base for a solid dildo, I'd just push it to the side, no hollow dildo would be needed, if it didn't feel right then any anal and vaginal sex would be off the table, hollow dils would collapse inside females like a collapse of a cave if in their vaginas where the cave art is, to not be able to attend the female cave art shows is a defamation of my character as an artist and that's another reason why I am happy in life because I am optimistic I will be fairly credited and become wellhung immediately upon my passing on of old age, from the photo of me below can't you imagine the strip of skin down the center of my balls as a female's labia lips which that strip is the equivalent of in males, and my short cock as a huge clitoris shorter than some wellhung shemales, how is it living the life of a shemale? well all the girlies complained they didn't dig it and were looking for long cock, plus I have a stubbly white beard, so better organization is needed to get my male sex charateristics where they should be for females.............my religion is private, I need one to have an exit strategy for my afterlife since I am getting older at 73 in 2025, I do not practice a religion, I am willing to divulge that I do not worship the devil as a religion just to not scare anyone about if I worship satan or not, that religion never offered an exit strategy so no I would not be interested in that, also I would not be interested in worshiping Islam because a Quran says to kill infidels, and in my country of the US it is illegal for anyone to kill someone, so even if a Quran says males would get a harem of females in their afterlives, it still is not literally possible to worship that religion here according to the literal verbatim wording of Islam; one manifestation of spirituality I find enjoyable in life is having dreams, not wet dreams and not nightmares, but instead having short story-like dreams, mine are really bizarre little short stories, so I dig the spiritual interaction involved, night before last I had a dream that I was at an antiques place and found some paintings, and I couldn't make out what the date was that one was signed by in the lower right corner of it, and this young female walked up behind me to see if she could read the date, and she pushed her small nubby tits into my back, and I was really digging on that, so I dig erotic magic dreams of an erotic spiritual nature based in complete fiction, or that is, 50% fiction, 50% fact, a female pushing her tits into my back is what I would say 50% fact because I didn't make that up; once within the past year I had a dream that I was at my house and this neighbor female was down the dirt embankment from me, and I started to walk down toward her, and she started to walk back to her house, then her husband walked outside, and I said hi to him and that I had just found some crystal rocks in the embankment, and he could have some if he wanted, so he started digging to extract some, these people were neighbor friends, this dream was one of my bizarre ones...................you know I designate here that I am interested in fantasy, well I was taught in a psychology course in college that is important for people to fantasize in order to not live in psychotic ways........................................................................................................................................