Charlie_Johnson

back in the early 70's I purchased an off brand men's mag at a gas station in the South of the US in South Charlotte, NC that had a fiction article in it that said "I dig dope, and I dig sex"..........back in the late 70's or early 80's I bought a popular men's mag, Hustler, I believe the one with the 8 page centerfold, that had an interview with a female pornstar in it named Beverly Morris, who said "Big dicks are prime"..................."Charles of the Ritz" perfumes and designer dresses from the early 1960's, my name is Charles and my rendition is "Charles of the Clitz" in my Recent galleries.........I live my bachelor sex lifestyle for myself, I have always been a bachelor since I'm intersex, females said "you're too small"(Floridian, in person, 1975), "your penis is pathetic"(Asian, North Carolina, online here), "you're too small, I'm going to go out and find a huge cock to suck, goodbye"(Russian, online here), so I live by myself to avoid conflicts.........I found a penis pump that solves all the beginner problems, it is called the Passion Pump, and it requires no manual squeezing finally, you just fit it over and thoughtfully punch buttons on it, to avoid your penis sticking to the side at first it's advisable to lube your glans a little bit, then your penis will slide up the clear acrylic plastic cylinder on the inside wall of it and protrude upward, and be sure to fit it over your penis such that the adjacent area around the base of the pump it doesn't get pulled up inside it too much if you have too much fat around that area, mine does, maybe I might make a video of how to use it and upload it here.........I am an agnostic, open-minded enough to believe that possibly there could be a deity or deities, after all the Buga Sphere UFO was just found in the country of Colombia, it might be Christ in the second coming in the sky, or there might not be, if I end up at The Pearly Gates then I would believe there is a gatekeeper there, I need that because when I was a 2 year old a 4 foot high backyard fence gate slammed on my left thumbnail and tore it almost all the way off, it was left hanging there on my thumb, my adult relatives in the backyard at my aunt's house in Barnwell, SC who were with me assumed I knew how to manipulate the gate latch and walked back toward her house, the year that happened would have been 1953, a long time ago, that accident is an example of how life leaves a lot to be desired for me occasionally, but there might be a deity to open the Pearly Gates thus I am agnostic