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King of Butts, 31 godina/e, žensko, heteroseksualac
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Salt Lake City, Zemlja
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Nitko
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I occasionally take the time to watch porn on here.
A brief description of myself: Short, fat, and a jolly disposition.
List of skills:
-nunchuck skills
-computer hacking skills
-bow hunting skills
Guys only want girls with good skills.
Bonus skills:
-sleeping
-cooking tasty foods (I season well ;O)
-binge watching Naruto
-touchin a weiner
-being a butt
-perfectly honed ability to make everything awkward
-super awesome inability to initiate conversation (this is a skill)
There is like a buttload of gangs on this site that keep wanting me to join because I am pretty good with a bo staff.
Talk to me about:
Rick and Morty
How Daenerys Targaryen sucks
Evil Dead and Ash vs Evil Dead
Music (Esp that good old soulT/funk vibe and some RnB, yee)
Please do:
Have your favorites available! :D I love looking at people's favorite videos, posts, blogs, and photos :B
Other Stuff:
I am pretty awkward all the time and I have weird communication skills, ha.
I get really goofy when talking about the stuff. if you know what I'm talkin' about. That stuffy stuff that is stuffy know what I'm sayin'? I'm talking about dirty stuff, so I'm sorry if I get you all frustrated at some point because of my dorky weird thing I have going on about that, ohoho. I'm pretty bad at dirty talk but I do like answering and asking lewd questionays. :B
I like a lot of things from fishing to volunteer work. I also like a lot of thingy things. ohohohoho
Stuff I like:
Hats
Video games (PC, Xbox, PS4)
Lewd neck kisses yeee :D
Mangos
Piggy banks
Reading (fantasy, textbooks about disease and human physiology)
Cooking
Michael Jackson, yeeeee
Touchin the weiners
BODY HAIRS - bring on the fuzzy chesty bits, naughty bits, leg bits, aha, thank you.
STUFF YOU CAN'T DO!!! (oh noo) D:
No askin to see my butt because I don't have a butt. I was born without a butt. It's quite sad. It makes it difficult to sit comfortably because I'm just legs and back, no butt. How sad :( Rest in pepperonis all my booty gains that I'll never have because I don't have a butt because I was born without one :( RIP to ever being able to use the peach emoji for my buns, not that I can have an emoji for my buns because I don't have buns, oh yes I know, it's so sad. RIP to you if you thought I had any other butt but the anti butt :( concave instead of convex. :( Maybe it's just shy and introverted and that's why it never showed up. :(
Oh how sad it is , not having a butt.
A brief description of myself: Short, fat, and a jolly disposition.
List of skills:
-nunchuck skills
-computer hacking skills
-bow hunting skills
Guys only want girls with good skills.
Bonus skills:
-sleeping
-cooking tasty foods (I season well ;O)
-binge watching Naruto
-touchin a weiner
-being a butt
-perfectly honed ability to make everything awkward
-super awesome inability to initiate conversation (this is a skill)
There is like a buttload of gangs on this site that keep wanting me to join because I am pretty good with a bo staff.
Talk to me about:
Rick and Morty
How Daenerys Targaryen sucks
Evil Dead and Ash vs Evil Dead
Music (Esp that good old soulT/funk vibe and some RnB, yee)
Please do:
Have your favorites available! :D I love looking at people's favorite videos, posts, blogs, and photos :B
Other Stuff:
I am pretty awkward all the time and I have weird communication skills, ha.
I get really goofy when talking about the stuff. if you know what I'm talkin' about. That stuffy stuff that is stuffy know what I'm sayin'? I'm talking about dirty stuff, so I'm sorry if I get you all frustrated at some point because of my dorky weird thing I have going on about that, ohoho. I'm pretty bad at dirty talk but I do like answering and asking lewd questionays. :B
I like a lot of things from fishing to volunteer work. I also like a lot of thingy things. ohohohoho
Stuff I like:
Hats
Video games (PC, Xbox, PS4)
Lewd neck kisses yeee :D
Mangos
Piggy banks
Reading (fantasy, textbooks about disease and human physiology)
Cooking
Michael Jackson, yeeeee
Touchin the weiners
BODY HAIRS - bring on the fuzzy chesty bits, naughty bits, leg bits, aha, thank you.
STUFF YOU CAN'T DO!!! (oh noo) D:
No askin to see my butt because I don't have a butt. I was born without a butt. It's quite sad. It makes it difficult to sit comfortably because I'm just legs and back, no butt. How sad :( Rest in pepperonis all my booty gains that I'll never have because I don't have a butt because I was born without one :( RIP to ever being able to use the peach emoji for my buns, not that I can have an emoji for my buns because I don't have buns, oh yes I know, it's so sad. RIP to you if you thought I had any other butt but the anti butt :( concave instead of convex. :( Maybe it's just shy and introverted and that's why it never showed up. :(
Oh how sad it is , not having a butt.
Komentari
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Created Domaćin Prije 3 godina/e
za slcpunk : Beheheh currently finishing up Black Clover and a second round of Naruto Shippuden and My Love Story (very cute, I reccomend) But I've also been soop doop into Jujutsu Kaisen lately ?
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slcpunk Prije 3 godina/e
But WHICH anime though
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slcpunk Prije 5 godina/e
I hope you've been doing well! Maybe doing a little lewding too...
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ursusarticus Prije 5 godina/e
Thanks for "playing along" I wuz simply curious about what you thought of my profile. I'm Just as "reg lar" as any guy could be, what you see is kinda what you get.
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austinjames2813 Prije 5 godina/e
Nice. And I like talking about stuff. I had a lot of stuff when I was younger. Some times I had a few stuffs a day and even different ones. Sometimes at the same time. Regular stuff, kinky stuff, strange! Stuff. A legal stuff. I could go on about stuff. But i am writing about stuff a lot these days because just getting any these days. Unless it’s here : alone by myself
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johnt Prije 6 godina/e
Great profile
Thanks for sharing
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shy_cock
Have you ever had this weird thing that when you repeat a word too many times it doesn't make any sense to you anymore until you stop thinking about it? Well. I just finished reading your profile and I'm having this feeling right now with the word "butt" :)
With "stuff" too, but this word doesn't make sense even when it does, so...
Yeah, I should probably go to bed now :)
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Seannoland
I too lack a butt. I know it sucks. :| Makes sitting a real pain in the ass
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arseventy2 Prije 7 godina/e
I'm not just a Time Lord, I'm the last of the Time Lords.
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sonnycrocket1 Prije 7 godina/e
this is genius
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whoopster Prije 7 godina/e
Deliciously quirky! Love it! Hope we can chat sometime...
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IceColdTea Prije 7 godina/e
do it :3
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IceColdTea Prije 7 godina/e
Yes I am :(
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bentleyboy95 Prije 7 godina/e
I know it for years ?? Xx
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bentleyboy95 Prije 7 godina/e
D And P And B And Nathern and J bloody hell X
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IceColdTea Prije 7 godina/e
are you dead? D:
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35whelen Prije 7 godina/e
Did you get new nunchucks for Christmas?
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vivosomo
LMAO
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vivosomo
Pickle Riiiiiiiiiick!!!!!!!!!
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madbass Prije 7 godina/e
Good Morning from the front lines of Hurricane Irma
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35whelen Prije 7 godina/e
Do you have mad nunchuck skills?
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whoopster Prije 7 godina/e
THe next Doctor is going to be a woman.... not you is it?
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nutunth009- Prije 7 godina/e
creativity only the men ability .
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whoopster Prije 8 godina/e
Great page! I wonder if there is any (weird) Dr Who porn on here that we can watch together. I love mangos as well!
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Created Domaćin Prije 8 godina/e
za ian1963a : Never tried it
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ian1963a Prije 8 godina/e
hav u ever attempted to fist your self? be honest plz
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doritobeast Prije 8 godina/e
You seem pretty awesome hehe ^_^ There's nothing wrong with being awkward, but I agree that it is a skill to not be able to initiate a conversation. I am fairly skilled at that myself. Anyways, nice to see some interesting people in this otherwise uninteresting state.
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RICK_055 Prije 8 godina/e
Very cool and unique profile page ;) ;)
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twitchums Prije 8 godina/e
Your profile is fun and funny!
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wixxman Prije 8 godina/e
a really fun profile. I loved it
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