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2101 dana na xHamsteru
16,5K pregled/a profila
435 pretplatnik/a
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Ja sam:
LwedFucker, 65 godina/e, muško, heteroseksualac
Iz:
Newcastle, Ujedinjeno Kraljevstvo
Tražim:
Žensko, heteroseksualac
Jezici:
engleski
Veza:
Samac
Religija:
Protestant
Pušenje:
Nikad
Pijenje:
Povremeno
Horoskopski znak:
Blizanci
Kako izgledam
Narodnost:
Bijelac
Vrsta tjelesne građe:
Zdepasta
Dužina kose:
Vrlo kratka
Boja kose:
Smeđa
Boja očiju:
Smeđi
Visina:
6 ft 0 in (183 cm)
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O meni

Unashamed foul-mouthed filthy-minded old fucker who loves porn and fucking all sorts of girls, ladies, matures, moms, daughters, nieces... etc etc it is my mission to fucking corrupt nice ladies. Have managed to destroy four marriages so far including my own in the 1990s. Always keen on destroying more marriages. New total is five... my fuck buddy's husband found out she was fucking me...lol.

love hearing a nice lady, with a posh accent, using filthy language

On occasions when I arrange meets through swinger sites I have a fuck buddy who is just as filthy minded as me. She is as keen on pushing boundaries and corrupting nice people as I am. Fuck buddy retired, see above about her husband... looking for a new fuck buddy.

Not struck on anal - either in real life or porn - does that make me a prude? I make no apologies I just don't 'get' the anal thing, I like my bare cock in a preferably unprotected cunt or mouth too much lol and when watching porn like to see the same. Will happily corrupt females of all ages. I like to see girls wearing stockings and suspenders and sexy uniforms, Jim Slip is a hero. I do like to fuck a girl while she's wearing her old school uniform too, and I can't be the only old perv who wanked at the early St Trinian's films lol.

I don't jerk, or masturbate... I wank! wanking is the only way to describe it, proud to wank!

I don't like anal.

I love messy food play and baby oil fucking too.

I love large age gap fucking, great fun to fuck a girl who's parents are younger than me... if I know her parents it's even better.

No anal, a cock is for fucking cunts, mouths and being wanked by girls...

To see some websites it seems black guys are busy fucking white women and girls, this means black girls are going short... happy to help girls...

Some random things i've done and hope to do again include having a 19 year old girl ride my cock while her mom sits on my face and her gran dildos herself...
I love easing up on my elbows and looking down my body as a girl, preferably 18, sucks my cock.
Years ago, when I worked as a carpenter and was often in private houses I'd rummage in the washing basket for used panties to wrap around my cock for the day.
sexlife highlights include fucking my old school English teacher, being caught fucking my sister in law, barebacking an unprotected teen (19) virgin and being accused of knocking up an aunt and niece.

UK xhamsters may know of the Midlands porn cinema The Attic, love going there, getting naked and wanking or fucking in the cinema or cafe bit, seems I'm a fucking exhibitionist. So if I'm on here, i'll likely have my cock out and be wanking.

I love barebacking unprotected girls, nothing quite like the mix of emotions on teen girl's face as she realises I've emptied my load in her cunt... i rarely bother to say I had the snip in 1990. Did I mention I'm not a fan of anal either in films or real life?

having seen the Karl Ordinez films in 70s clubs I'm naturally still a fan.

I like to see Brigitte Lahaie fucking in films too, one hot woman! She was super sexy in her day and is still a hot, sexy mature now.

Slightly more modern, Lexi Belle is a turn on, Brandi Love too

Josephine James and Kiki Daire seem like they would be great fucks too

Louise Hodges is a super sexy woman

Lady Sonia too is fucking super hot and has been forever, seems the older she gets the more fucking sexy she becomes.

looks like every fucking gallery I had in favourites is being deleted... or have i deleted them too quickly and will be allowed to see them again? Fuck know's!

As yet unmade porn films I'd love to see and if any porn producers want a script writing then I'm your fucking pervy old man:

1 UK television personalities Jasmine Harman, Christine Bleakley and Carol Smilie in the sort of school uniform Dominica Phoenix wears when being fucked by Jim Slip.

2 Classroom food fight fuck - proper uniforms and old teacher

3 Nigella's catering catastrophe - Nigella Lawson, curvy cook on the telly, in one of her figure hugging dresses being filmed, lots of open topped five-gallon drums of custard, chocolate sauce, yoghurt, blackberry jam, eggs, jelly, jugs of wine etc.... Nigellea scoops ingredients out of the drums with a jug, manages to dribble some on her tits. Cue production assistant - a cute young girl - with a cloth... Nigella pours ingredients over the assistant, she pours stuff down Nigella's cleavage, the camera team move in for close ups, they have ingredients poured in their trousers, their cocks are released, Nigella and the production assistant get fucked.

4 A porn remake of Blake's Seven - UK pervs will possibly recall this 70s sci-fi series with shaky sets, very little budget and a hinted at sex background story. It's a bit like Tracey Adams' Bimbo Cheerleaders from Outer Space but with less budget.

5 A series of shorts with the same character, a curvy girl like Kiki Daire, causing mayhem at a work place, getting messy and fucked stupid.
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expacman
expacman Prije 2 mjeseca/i
Hello.  I would love to be friends
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CoupleOfHotSins
CoupleOfHotSins Prije 7 mjeseca/i
💋💋💖💦
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LwedFucker Domaćin Prije 11 mjeseca/i
za rocketmisty : thanks, i try to be a filthy fucking perv lol
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rocketmisty
rocketmisty Prije 11 mjeseca/i
Love your page and intro!
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tretest
tretest Prije 1 godina
Great collection of favourites
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scottie2hottie1 Prije 1 godina
please add thanks
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LwedFucker Domaćin Prije 1 godina
za diyvidz : lol excellent, yes, as soon as The Attic opens again I'll be there
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diyvidz
diyvidz Prije 1 godina
Great profile and in agreement with lots but not all of it (I love anal!).  I'm a regular at The Attic too and I'm waiting patiently for it to re-open! Tried EmpireX or Angels and Sinners??
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LwedFucker Domaćin Prije 1 godina
za Kayne131 : lol, thanks for the fucking comments
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Kayne131 Prije 1 godina
Holy fucking hell, I just fully pissed myself laughing at reading your full bio!!  What can I say - I bow to you!!  I thought I was an opinionated cunt, but you Sir are my idol!!  Classic fucking bio, thank you for writing it, I loved it, I always try to read a full one, but most get waylaid in bullshit - yours kept me laughing all the way!  God bless ya you filthy cunt!!  :smile:
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LwedFucker Domaćin Prije 1 godina
thanks, i do try lol
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LwedFucker Domaćin Prije 1 godina
za farangluver : thanks
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farangluver
farangluver Prije 1 godina
wonderful collection
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juolessx
juolessx Prije 1 godina
AWESOME profile
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Kayne131 Prije 2 godina/e
Fuck me, having read your bio, I bow to you!! :smile:
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LwedFucker Domaćin Prije 2 godina/e
oh fuck yes
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LwedFucker Domaćin Prije 2 godina/e
on the profile there should be a favourites block on the right, click on the 'see all favourites' then it takes you to the profile list, click on favourites and there should be a list comes up on the left...
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LwedFucker Domaćin Prije 2 godina/e
it was,  and a complete stroke of luck lol... getting caught fucking has benefits
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LwedFucker Domaćin Prije 2 godina/e
far as I know they're still there
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LwedFucker Domaćin Prije 2 godina/e
i don't know... are they gone from public view???
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LwedFucker Domaćin Prije 2 godina/e
take your time...lol
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LwedFucker Domaćin Prije 2 godina/e
you're welcum, just working my way through your stuff... lots of fucking lovely porn there... goint to take me fucking days... lol
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LwedFucker Domaćin Prije 2 godina/e
za cumspunk : enjoy
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cumspunk
cumspunk Prije 2 godina/e
I'm wanking my way through your faves
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LwedFucker Domaćin Prije 2 godina/e
i winder if there's a producer we can convince... lol
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LwedFucker Domaćin Prije 2 godina/e
za johnt : thanks, just checking yours too!
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johnt
johnt Prije 2 godina/e
Great collection
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Couple_of_Lust
Couple_of_Lust Prije 2 godina/e
(。^_・)ノ Hello & ThanXXX !!! (´ε` ) ♡
❤️ Take pleasure with our pics and vids… ❤️
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LwedFucker Domaćin Prije 2 godina/e
thankyou
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LwedFucker Domaćin Prije 2 godina/e
za sheff11 : loving your collection
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