Introduction Hello, how are you today? :) I've only been on xHamster for under a month now. And in that time I've seen this new trend pop-up a lot called "Tributing" someone; or simply known as "Cum Tribute". For the unaware (like i was, and kind of still am) it involves videos of guys jerking off to a printed out picture of another xHamster user. Ending with glorious bursts of jizz splattering all over the paper, lolz. The concept is pretty simple. However here's where it doesn't make a ANY fucking sense: LET THE RANTING BEGIN… Pročitajte više

Oh left hand…I do love thee You’ve brought me joy, you’ve brought me glee You’re my first companion, the best masseuse The way you grip and pull, helps release my juice When I’m in need of a friend, you’re always there You do not judge and you do not care Together we have, perfected the stroke Because of you, I jizz like a pro We’ve discovered the art, of emptying my balls Sometimes we’ve rushed it, just for the “lols” I’ve bought so much Kleenex because of your mess! But those orgasms of pleasure are worth the expense You understand me better, than anyon… Pročitajte više

My cock is always awake before I am lol :D I LOVE waking up to morning wood! It's a great start to the day!!! First I begin by slowly rubbing the head with the palm of my hand. Then I'll reach for some extra virgin (like me haha) coconut oil to keep wanking (starting and stopping) until I burst hot loads into a Kleenex. Only problem is...I always end up cumming too much and shoot a few sperm on the carpet hehehe :) Follow Me on Twitter @MyBrownBoner… Pročitajte više